Does your ex want you back? Here’s the breakdown

Why the hell is he texting you now? What does it mean?

Ok, so you shouldn’t be texting your ex, darling. Men who can’t make up their mind about you or choose you aren’t worth your spit and you’re just hurting yourself by staying in touch. But now we’re done the stern moral obligatiories, let me try to explain what he’s doing, why he’s doing it, and what in the petticoats and turncoat is going on. Warning: I’m going to be super harsh here, but you deserve the truth.