Every single thing men get wrong with their dating profiles

From a woman, who talks to other women

You’re probably wonderful. I’m sure you are incredibly handsome, accomplished, brave, intelligent, a killer of bears and a fixer of shelves. But none of that happens to matter if you’re bad at marketing yourself. Before we begin, this piece is for men who are looking for a relationship: if you’re only interested in behaving like the village slattern, I have no advice for you and advise you to continue with whatever hideous immorality you’re currently doing without any wisdom from me.

Easy ways to make yourself look much, much worse

1. u typ lik thiss ;)

If you do nothing else, remember this one. You look like an idiot and no woman likes this. Even if you run a VC fund or are the most important CEO I’ll ever meet, if you write like an 11 year old, you’re not attractive and it’s immediately off putting.

2. You’ve forgotten to wear clothes/nude mirror selfie

Unless you were at the beach, this is slut coded. Serious, adult women ready to settle down don’t marry or date men who might be sluts. Top on, please.

3. You say you’re looking for someone kinky or use an aubergine emoji

This makes you look like a pervert or only after one thing. We’ll be imagining you frantically masturbating…