Exclusive: Man who does nothing to be less lonely blames women for his situation

Women refuse to randomly engage with Dave, Dave reports

Dave, 38, is brave enough to inform every person he encounters of his deep hatred of women and all things femme. “Women are just selfish and judgemental, I guess,” he informed me for this exclusive. “Those dumb feminists have ruined my life. They don’t even care about how lonely I am. I hope they die alone with cats.”

When I enquired as to what Dave has tried to reduce his loneliness, he was careful to stress that he shouldn’t have to. “Why should I have to do anything?” He emotes. “Women should make an effort with me. I’m a nice guy. But they’re only interested in chads.” How did he know this? He gestured to the TV. “Look at all the guys women want,” he complains. “They want hot, tall, rich guys. Not men like me.”

Had he ever approached a woman? No, he stressed, because women were likely to unfairly judge him for his average appearance and income, and say no, so he didn’t want to. How did he know this? He just did. Dave felt very strongly that women should…