How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mizzy?

Bored little boys with nowhere to go: the great class cage

Madelaine Lucy Hanson
3 min readJun 3, 2023

There’s something almost LaHaineian about the moment Bacari-Bronze O’Garro was arrested. A wide eyed, effeminate little face stares confusedly down the pointed camera, his silly hat pulled down over his prominent ears. He looks like he’s going to cry as his petite arms are fastened behind his back. In that moment, Bacari is a little boy. A child. A child realising this time, mummy is really going to take his toys away. Except, this is far more serious.

Discipline, consequences, nature, and nurture

Don’t worry, I’m not going to make excuses for him. He’s an idiot. I don’t endorse his disgusting behaviour towards women, his harassment of his neighbours, his abuse of elderly people, or his mockery and physical attacks on Orthodox Jewish people. He’s a little twat, to engage with the lingua of my flatmate. But he is little. And that little boy is a big problem.

Mizzy wants attention. He wants to be looked at. He wants to be significant, worthy, noticed. Like a child standing on the bouncy castle begging daddy to watch him jump, he craves mattering. He craves importance. He is naughty because he wants attention. That’s nothing unusual in itself: I think we can all relate to being tearful or tearaways when we felt insecure, anxious, or stressed as children. The naughtiest children…

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Madelaine Lucy Hanson

27 year old with an awful lot to say about everything. Opinions entirely my own. Usually.