Men are so sure that women are lying about #MeToo that they won’t meet us in private

Obviously, the real reason sexual assault reports are so high is because the bitches are lying

No, this isn’t a wind up. Male professionals and public figures are refusing to meet with any woman while unaccompanied by a chaperone. Yep. And it isn’t even 1283AD.

Why? Because we are such a massive threat to their careers, should we falsely claim they assaulted us. Men are so upset that the Weinsteins of this world have been punished for assault, that they worry the same thing might happen to them. I mean, that’s what you take away from all this, right? Poor Harvey. Poor Jimmy Savile. Poor Kevin Spacey. I mean, what if those hysterical bitches reported you falsely too?

They must be lying. Its the only explanation. Women are the problem, its an age old truth. We don’t need to address the widespread nature of sexual assault, we need to demonise women as too crazy and evil to have a meeting with without falsely accusing you of rape.

Worried a woman might accuse you of sexual assault?

Treat all women like they are about to falsely accuse you of assault!

Don’t listen to their vast and terrifying range of experiences and react with empathy, oh no. Assume that women are lying to such a high level that you need to protect yourself from our sociopathic, wicked ways.


Fuck you.

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