My 8 favourite incel nonsense theories: and why they are wrong
From a girlie who did STEM, you angry little cuties
Who doesn’t love a good nonsense theory? I certainly do. A good causation fallacy, vector bias or cognitive dissonance gets me so, so, turned on. Give me all your flat earth, Australia isn’t real, women are too stupid to vote theories, you sexy, sexy clever boy. I imagine this is how a vampire feels drinking blood because I just can’t get enough of my fix. You think about Cindy Crawford in that red swimsuit, I think about people who believe Bill Gates invented a Lizard Zionist 5G illness. More, more more. Fuck yes. Give it to me. I want to do this with you so, so badly. So shall we, beloveds?
1. “A woman who has sex with lots of different men has a looser vagina”
Fallacy Type: Informal, False Premise Rating: 10/10
Am I allowed a favourite? Because this is my favourite. If my husband rails me every night from 18–45, no change, but if I bonk 5 different men in one night stands over 5 years, my vagina will magically become a cave. Because the vagina will recognise it is taking a different penis, and the penis magic will make my vagina looser. For some reason. Of course, this is nonsense. The reality is your vagina will go back to the…
