Sweetheart, you've left quite a few very stupid comments on my work now:

1. You thought a satirical piece making fun of a haircut was seriously about how men are single because of a haircut

2. You thought that a satire about how men speak over women's desires and attractions and insist they know better was a serious piece about how men were too intimidated by women's high libidos and superior intelligence to approach them

3. You now seem to think a critique of male misinterpretations of the female embodied experience in literature means I don't like men.

I'm going to assume you're just not very bright? Is that fair? Bless you. But thanks for a good laugh.