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The Blip Problem: why inferior men fear women’s rights so much

Evolution has a lot to answer for here

Madelaine Lucy Hanson
5 min readDec 16, 2024

Human sex selection has rarely, if ever, been as balanced as it is today. Women have almost equal control and authority over their bodies to men: that is, we can choose who enters our bodies, we can choose who we reproduce with, and we get to say whether we bear your offspring. These days, for most of us outside of the Bible Belt, Flabham McMonobrow can’t buy you from your father for a shipment of manure, and Stinkton Belchworthy can’t get you drunk at the harvest and force you to bear his child nine months later. Nope: you’d just pop an EllaOne when you sober up, and tell your dad to pay for his own damned manure. Nowadays, below average men cannot reproduce without the consent of women.

And they hate that.

If you’re unwilling to do anything to improve yourself, you’re unlikely to find a woman who wants your child

No matter how hideous you are as a woman, no matter how truly grotesque the boils on your face, no matter how many trophies you’ve won for wart growth, no matter how unwashed, toothless, flatulent, or downright grubby you are: you can have a baby if you are fertile and want to. Looking like a snot-eating goblin is no bearing at all on continuing your genetic blossoms as a lady. Just nip down the sperm bank or find one of the millions of desperate men who bang watermelons and car exhaust pipes. The same is not true for…

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Madelaine Lucy Hanson
Madelaine Lucy Hanson

Written by Madelaine Lucy Hanson

The girl who still knows everything. Opinions entirely my own. Usually. Enquiries: madelaine@madelainehanson.co.uk

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