What I’m really thinking: The Witch in Seat 34A

I don’t think your baby is cute.

When I smile at it, it is because I have to. Because, if I don’t appreciate your small squirming hominid, I am monstrous. The wicked witch. The sour barren aunt. The ferocious old nanny. All three.

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24 year old with an awful lot to say about everything. Opinions entirely my own. Usually. madelaine@madelainehanson.co.uk

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