What men actually want: how to seduce literally any man

How to pick up a guy and make him obsessed with you

A lot of men are naturally very guarded about their sexuality and what they find attractive, and extremely cautious about having sex. They are anxious about women’s higher libidos, intelligence, and charisma, and have learnt not to sleep with us until the third or fourth date in case we are using them for our own sexual pleasure. Some men will deny that this is true, but just like you wouldn’t ask a fish how to fish, you shouldn’t ask a man what men find attractive, or how men think. Ask a woman instead.

How to approach a man

The first thing you should know is that all men like a highly confident woman: go up to the man you like in the street, block his exit, and laugh loudly in his face. This will show you are amused by him, and assert your sexual dominance over shyer females. Men will pretend they find this frightening or alarming, but they will immediately know from this that you think they are funny and not a threat to women. They will now be deeply flattered, and immediately have sexual thoughts about you. Follow this up by criticising him: a sharp jab to his stomach or a comment on how much you hate his body language will show him that you care about his wellbeing and can offer him constructive…