Why he isn’t texting you
The definitive, illustrated list of why he hasn’t texted you back
Lists are fun and distracting from the eternal angst of the human condition. It’s probably 6 though.
- He’s watching football. No seriously, check if there is a match on. I’m not being sexist. Or if he’s a rugby guy, check that. He’ll be to engrossed to respond to your ‘heyyyy wuu2’
2. He’s asleep. If it’s late, he might be asleep, merrily prancing through slumberland. Unconsciousness is a decent excuse.
3. He’s playing the video computing games. Again, you could call me sexist for this, but a lot of guys definitely play on the x box. He’s not going to text back to your ‘soooo bored’ mid zombie slaying romp.
4. He’s out with the fam/brethren/weird boy gang who get awkward when you say you don’t know who Rooney is. If he’s out with his gang he’s not going to be staring at his phone.
5. He’s working. Or studying. Weird.
6. He doesn’t like you
7. You are texting really, really boring things.
8. He’s got a girlfriend/wife and you’re freaking him out
9. He’s just busy, chill out
10. He didn’t see your message. If his inbox is anything like mine, it’s a disorganised mess and I can take days to respond even if I love your socks off
